boy is your name homework cause im not doing you and i should be
metaphorically: i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
The Russians and Belchy have the best fucking...
Evgeni Yakovlena: We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick.
Doug Glatt: What's happening here?
Oleg Yakovlena: What's the matter? You have a little puss puss? Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, eh?
Evgeni: Let's see what's going on over there.
Oleg: Show us your dick.
Doug: I don't want you to see my dick.
Oleg: Why are you being gay?
Marco Belchoir: I think you're fucking being pretty gay.
Oleg: It's not gay.
Evgeni: Not if you're brothers.
Marco: If you're brothers, it's gay with a fucking dash of something else.
Doug: My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.
Marco: I've been playing hockey my whole life. I never fucking signed no one's dick man.
John Stevenson: I'll sign your dick Doug.
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
Reblog if you can hear them say it.
i-have-been-johnlocked: SAM! DEAN! I can also hear my heart shattering.
satanic-kurloz: homovengers: people who drop their phones on purpose so their parents will get them a better one NO HONOR